Red wine makes ladies horny.......... I know what you are thinking, I know. No, this is not one of my random thoughts and no, I did not make it up (see, told you I know). This is actually a proven fact. So for all the men out there, save yourself the trouble of loading that girl with Black Ice aka Panty Remover and tequila shots. Wine will do the work for you, and mighty effectively at that (if not then blame whoever came up with the theory or Fareed Khimani for informing me. I AM INNOCENT).
So now, as I started writing that, I was so clueless as to what I am going to write about. So now, I want us to take a small exercise together (like you used to do in Kindergarten). I am going to close my eyes for like a minute or two and the first thing that pops into my head will be today's topic. Okay, here goes nothing.......
Hahahaha, I shoulda known that was a bad idea. As soon as I closed my eyes, like 967 (yes, I counted) things came to mind. Aaaah, if people could actually read minds, I think I would be arrested for my thoughts (Guantanamo Bay worthy). Anyway, despite the influx of intelligent and moronic thoughts, I have settled on......... *tarararatara*........ MY IDEAL WEDDING. Yes, despite all the bullshit I write, I do have a soft spot (somewhere in there). I do, I really do (at least I hope so).
So now that we have established that I am a girl (oh thank God) I have my fair share of day-dreams and fantasies. But mine are a bit different. I know every girl dreams of a big wedding but I........ Okay, I also do but my details are a bit (or a lot) different from what is considered tradition or normal, for that matter.
First, the colour scheme for my wedding. My favourite colour is purple so for my wedding, the main colours will be yellow with a mixture of red, white and black (what?) Yes, I will wear yellow and my fiancee (though after people see this I doubt anyone will want that position :/) will be in white. You are probably wondering what is going on but like I said, this is very well thought out so do not worry, it will all make sense in a jiffy :)
Now, the dress code (yes there will be one, for all you planning to come dressed anyhow). It will be a bit, just a tad Scottish in the sense that the groom and his groomsmen will wear kilts (I was actually going for skirts but I realised no-one would agree). Oooh, this reminds me of Made of Honour. Great movie :) Anyway, groomsmen will be in red kilts with black shirts. The groom will be in a red kilt and a white shirt.
My bridesmaids will all wear red shorts (not too long, not too short) and black on top. They will also carry white bouquets of flowers laced with blueberries. Now, for the main attraction, that is me :-D When it comes to the bride, that is yours faithfully, I will not be in a dress. I will wear bright yellow shorts (okay, so they will be a bit shorter, like hot pants :)) and a red top. Dresses are not exactly my thing so lemmi go with whatever I am comfy in.
Still a bit confused? Worry not. The invited guests will all be required to adhere to the dress code. For admittance, one will have to be dressed in a football jersey (I will be nice and permit any team's jerseys as long as MAN UNITED ones are more :)). And they must strictly be either red or black (white ones are bad luck and will be thrown out) That is all. As for bottoms, whatever will do, be it jeans, pants, skirts or whatever.
As for the cake, since I LOVE football so much, it will be in the shape of one :) Yes, something like this (but of course without the 'Happy Birthday Ahmed'. I aint no terrorist :/)
Now this is where it will all make sense. The venue. My ideal wedding will be held in a football stadium, preferably OLD TRAFFORD (a girl can dream *sigh*) The Theatre of Dreams. This is why my colour scheme is yellow, red, white and black. All these are colours associated. in one way or another, with MAN UNITED (now you feel dumb, don't you?) And then Sir Alex Ferguson would preside over the ceremony. Aaaah yes, if that happened, I would die that night a very happy human being. Very.
Trust me, there are so many more details to this wedding of ours....I mean, mine, but those are the most important and outstanding details. I do not care if we get divorced a week (okay, make that two. I need to go for my honeymoon ;)) after the wedding, as long as that day is perfect. And our honeymoon? Where else but..... Okay, so maybe I had not exactly thought that far but when I do I will let y'all know (Iran might be a plan though) :)
Which reminds me, I do not want to go to the beach for my honeymoon. Rock climbing or consecutive football matches would do the trick for me. Then we can go to the beach for like 3 days :)
So anyway, that is my ideal wedding. No copying :p Oh, and I changed the blog template. That is because I realise the other one is too common and I do not like common. It is boooooring *yawn* I hope you like this new one. If you don't well just deal with it because it is sticking around for quite some time :p
As I sign out, booyah!
So now, as I started writing that, I was so clueless as to what I am going to write about. So now, I want us to take a small exercise together (like you used to do in Kindergarten). I am going to close my eyes for like a minute or two and the first thing that pops into my head will be today's topic. Okay, here goes nothing.......
Hahahaha, I shoulda known that was a bad idea. As soon as I closed my eyes, like 967 (yes, I counted) things came to mind. Aaaah, if people could actually read minds, I think I would be arrested for my thoughts (Guantanamo Bay worthy). Anyway, despite the influx of intelligent and moronic thoughts, I have settled on......... *tarararatara*........ MY IDEAL WEDDING. Yes, despite all the bullshit I write, I do have a soft spot (somewhere in there). I do, I really do (at least I hope so).
So now that we have established that I am a girl (oh thank God) I have my fair share of day-dreams and fantasies. But mine are a bit different. I know every girl dreams of a big wedding but I........ Okay, I also do but my details are a bit (or a lot) different from what is considered tradition or normal, for that matter.
First, the colour scheme for my wedding. My favourite colour is purple so for my wedding, the main colours will be yellow with a mixture of red, white and black (what?) Yes, I will wear yellow and my fiancee (though after people see this I doubt anyone will want that position :/) will be in white. You are probably wondering what is going on but like I said, this is very well thought out so do not worry, it will all make sense in a jiffy :)
Now, the dress code (yes there will be one, for all you planning to come dressed anyhow). It will be a bit, just a tad Scottish in the sense that the groom and his groomsmen will wear kilts (I was actually going for skirts but I realised no-one would agree). Oooh, this reminds me of Made of Honour. Great movie :) Anyway, groomsmen will be in red kilts with black shirts. The groom will be in a red kilt and a white shirt.
My bridesmaids will all wear red shorts (not too long, not too short) and black on top. They will also carry white bouquets of flowers laced with blueberries. Now, for the main attraction, that is me :-D When it comes to the bride, that is yours faithfully, I will not be in a dress. I will wear bright yellow shorts (okay, so they will be a bit shorter, like hot pants :)) and a red top. Dresses are not exactly my thing so lemmi go with whatever I am comfy in.
Still a bit confused? Worry not. The invited guests will all be required to adhere to the dress code. For admittance, one will have to be dressed in a football jersey (I will be nice and permit any team's jerseys as long as MAN UNITED ones are more :)). And they must strictly be either red or black (white ones are bad luck and will be thrown out) That is all. As for bottoms, whatever will do, be it jeans, pants, skirts or whatever.
As for the cake, since I LOVE football so much, it will be in the shape of one :) Yes, something like this (but of course without the 'Happy Birthday Ahmed'. I aint no terrorist :/)
Now this is where it will all make sense. The venue. My ideal wedding will be held in a football stadium, preferably OLD TRAFFORD (a girl can dream *sigh*) The Theatre of Dreams. This is why my colour scheme is yellow, red, white and black. All these are colours associated. in one way or another, with MAN UNITED (now you feel dumb, don't you?) And then Sir Alex Ferguson would preside over the ceremony. Aaaah yes, if that happened, I would die that night a very happy human being. Very.
Trust me, there are so many more details to this wedding of ours....I mean, mine, but those are the most important and outstanding details. I do not care if we get divorced a week (okay, make that two. I need to go for my honeymoon ;)) after the wedding, as long as that day is perfect. And our honeymoon? Where else but..... Okay, so maybe I had not exactly thought that far but when I do I will let y'all know (Iran might be a plan though) :)
Which reminds me, I do not want to go to the beach for my honeymoon. Rock climbing or consecutive football matches would do the trick for me. Then we can go to the beach for like 3 days :)
So anyway, that is my ideal wedding. No copying :p Oh, and I changed the blog template. That is because I realise the other one is too common and I do not like common. It is boooooring *yawn* I hope you like this new one. If you don't well just deal with it because it is sticking around for quite some time :p
As I sign out, booyah!
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