I have a really funny story guys...... Well, now that I have your attention, we may proceed with this mediocre blog. And for those who believed me about the funny story, it seems you've never read my blog, lol. So now. I know it's been almost a year, if not more, since I last did this. Therefore, if I'm a bit rusty, please understand (if not you might as well just stop reading now because this will be BAD). The real reason I decided to do a post is because I discovered that there are a few deluded souls out there who actually follow this sad excuse of a blog so in order to quench their misplaced thirst, here goes :)
I think I have mentioned before that I'm a huge fan of cars, yea? I'm sure I have and if you don't remember it's probably because you don't pay much attention :p Anyway, I love car shows, Top Gear being the top dog. Which reminds me, whatever those Top Gear USA people are trying, just stop it. No, that pretty boy, Mr Ego and the big baboon can in no way compare to my love Hammond, Clarkson and James May. Just stop it! But it's so typical of Americans, copying everything from the UK. First English, then Wipeout and now Top Gear...... Go grow some corn or whatever.
Anyway, I digress. So yea, I love cars and I decided to look for some of the most outrageous cars ever made. I knew I was gonna be in for a rude shock but nothing prepared me for some of the cars I saw. Woah. It's like people out there have really lost it. Anyway, here goes my top 10!
10. Bath Car
I dunno why this car caught my eye. I am not sure whether it was the prospect of driving it naked or the mere thought of passing it off as a convertible (it could work, yes? No? Oh, shut up!) But seriously though, this is an almost genius piece of machinery...... If you were insane.
9. Tubular Car
This is another weird one (I guess that is the whole point here, huh?) The main reason it caught my eye is I think it would be a fantastic asset on Kenyan roads. Think about it, you would never have to be caught in traffic or bullied around by other drivers because they are afraid to come near you and damage their cars with the tubes sticking out. SCORE!
8. Floppy-Disk Car
Yes, floppy disks. I know, you're thinking, "Who uses floppys anymore?" Well, I think that was the whole point (or at least it should be). Floppy disks are a lot like old boyfriends. We loved them at their prime but now we wish we could flatten them and make something more useful because they a re currently a nuisance (this applies to old girlfriends as well). Anywho, this outrageous car is ridding the world of floppy disks and in its own small way contributing to world peace or blah blah blah. Meh.
7. Double Car
Hahahahaha, okay, I'll admit that what really fascinated me about this car is those legs protruding from the top car. Are those guys upside down? Lol. (Yea, I laugh at stupid things. What you gonna do about it? :/) Apart from that, this is all pretty weird. How do the two cars even balance? But what made this car get this spot was the prospect of rolling like the Flintstones. Assuming the top car is open at the base, if we turn the cars around, then the people inside will have to use their legs to make it move, yes? Okay, I'll shut up now.
6. Ugly Monster Car
Well, the name says it all, lol. There is really nothing much I can say about this car except that whoever created it really, really, REALLY hated traffic. I mean, monster car behind you? Please, have the entire road, by all means.
5. Grass Car
I'll admit it, dammit. Yes, this car made it to this list simply because I think it is lovely. Yes, I honestly think it is beautiful. Just look at it. You could almost eat it :) That said, whoever thought of making a car out of grass needs a whole year's sessions from Dr Phil. Plus this might not be the safest car to take to the rural area (ocha) I'm sure you can all see why.
4. UFO Car
Yes, it gets more and more outrageous. Now we have a UFO car. As weird as that sounds, I'm just thinking that this would be a cool car to have. Look at it like this. At night, you get on the road, switch all you headlights off and turn on the lights inside the car. That is sure to FREAK people out. And since the wheels of the car are barely visible, hello floating contraption and conspiracy theories (okay, that's a bit sadistic but it's fun!)
3. Telephone Car
Two of the most used appliances/devices merged into one? Can I get a whoop whoop (I know no-one gave me one :/) But this car is interesting. Like, do the numbers work? Can I make a call while driving? If I hoot does it ring like a phone? Do I put airtime or fuel to make it run (okay, ignore the last one). But anyway, someone was mad enough to try it so there we go.
2. Lady Shoe Car
Weird or not, outrageous or not, this car is awesome. It has so much potential. It can be a slide, a car, an accessory etc. Plus, maybe it's just me but it looks quite comfortable (of course y'all know I'm speaking so highly because it's a shoe, right? :-D) One question though, does the heel break like for normal shoes and if yes, what happens?
1. Divorced Car
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Do I need to say anymore? This is simply creativity at its best. It wins, hands down.
As I sign out, booyah!
10. Bath Car
I dunno why this car caught my eye. I am not sure whether it was the prospect of driving it naked or the mere thought of passing it off as a convertible (it could work, yes? No? Oh, shut up!) But seriously though, this is an almost genius piece of machinery...... If you were insane.
9. Tubular Car
This is another weird one (I guess that is the whole point here, huh?) The main reason it caught my eye is I think it would be a fantastic asset on Kenyan roads. Think about it, you would never have to be caught in traffic or bullied around by other drivers because they are afraid to come near you and damage their cars with the tubes sticking out. SCORE!
8. Floppy-Disk Car
Yes, floppy disks. I know, you're thinking, "Who uses floppys anymore?" Well, I think that was the whole point (or at least it should be). Floppy disks are a lot like old boyfriends. We loved them at their prime but now we wish we could flatten them and make something more useful because they a re currently a nuisance (this applies to old girlfriends as well). Anywho, this outrageous car is ridding the world of floppy disks and in its own small way contributing to world peace or blah blah blah. Meh.
7. Double Car
Hahahahaha, okay, I'll admit that what really fascinated me about this car is those legs protruding from the top car. Are those guys upside down? Lol. (Yea, I laugh at stupid things. What you gonna do about it? :/) Apart from that, this is all pretty weird. How do the two cars even balance? But what made this car get this spot was the prospect of rolling like the Flintstones. Assuming the top car is open at the base, if we turn the cars around, then the people inside will have to use their legs to make it move, yes? Okay, I'll shut up now.
6. Ugly Monster Car
Well, the name says it all, lol. There is really nothing much I can say about this car except that whoever created it really, really, REALLY hated traffic. I mean, monster car behind you? Please, have the entire road, by all means.
5. Grass Car
I'll admit it, dammit. Yes, this car made it to this list simply because I think it is lovely. Yes, I honestly think it is beautiful. Just look at it. You could almost eat it :) That said, whoever thought of making a car out of grass needs a whole year's sessions from Dr Phil. Plus this might not be the safest car to take to the rural area (ocha) I'm sure you can all see why.
4. UFO Car
Yes, it gets more and more outrageous. Now we have a UFO car. As weird as that sounds, I'm just thinking that this would be a cool car to have. Look at it like this. At night, you get on the road, switch all you headlights off and turn on the lights inside the car. That is sure to FREAK people out. And since the wheels of the car are barely visible, hello floating contraption and conspiracy theories (okay, that's a bit sadistic but it's fun!)
3. Telephone Car
Two of the most used appliances/devices merged into one? Can I get a whoop whoop (I know no-one gave me one :/) But this car is interesting. Like, do the numbers work? Can I make a call while driving? If I hoot does it ring like a phone? Do I put airtime or fuel to make it run (okay, ignore the last one). But anyway, someone was mad enough to try it so there we go.
2. Lady Shoe Car
Weird or not, outrageous or not, this car is awesome. It has so much potential. It can be a slide, a car, an accessory etc. Plus, maybe it's just me but it looks quite comfortable (of course y'all know I'm speaking so highly because it's a shoe, right? :-D) One question though, does the heel break like for normal shoes and if yes, what happens?
1. Divorced Car
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Do I need to say anymore? This is simply creativity at its best. It wins, hands down.
As I sign out, booyah!
The Ugly Monster car sure is scary! =O I don’t think anyone would want to drive that thing around anywhere. But the Divorced car made me laugh so hard that I almost fell off my chair! ^^D I can’t wait for you to post another blog about amusing car shows just like this.
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