So now I know you missed me because I did not blog yesterday (ah, do not deny it :p) but as I came to realise, blogging everyday is so hard. I am a busy woman you know. I am. Really. No. seriously. Ah, what do you know anyway. So now, we have all concluded by now that I have a very... What's the word? Interesting. Yes, I have an interesting life (if you do not agree go jump off a cliff). So now today we were talking about photos. I honestly do not think I am photo genic so most of the time I try avoid photos (Ugly Betty).
Anyway, today I am in a mood to hate so here we go.
Let's start with those people on Facebook who feel the need to display their bathrooms to the entire world. I think by now I know most people's bathroom decor (some not very flattering :o). Okay, I will admit it. Even I sometimes do it but I do not display the photos for the entire world to see. They are my amusement. Your bathroom should be sacred. Like your football jersey (hehehe, okay, so I had to put that there :D) I understand the need to look at yourself while taking photos but come on now. I am almost sure you have mirrors elsewhere in the house (borrow your neighbour if you have to). But this crop of photo lovers is nothing compared to those who take photos IN FRONT OF MIRRORS.
Hahahahaha, that is so lame it should be on a wheelchair. And crutches. Yes. That is just vain. And ever noticed how most people who do that usually have iPhones or Androids (but if it is an Ideos you are just embarrassing yourself), the cool Androids like an Xperia. Floss mode thee end. But I do not blame them *jealousy*. What? I said I do not blame them, I didn't say I am not jealous. Anyway, what I am trying to say is if you really must take a photo infront of a mirror (although I strongly believe that these people should be detained in Guantanamo Bay), please make sure you have a worthwhile phone. You are already hurting our eyes with such amateur photos, do not also make us suffer from the sight of your 'mulika mwizi'. Okay, bye. But seriously though, if you get the urge to take a photo infront of a mirror again, please feel to call (or e-mail) me and throughly insult me. That is better than putting my eyes through more of those Facebook photos.
Another thing is those people who take photos which leave little to the imagination. Okay, here I cannot hate much because maybe some people are more comfortable with less on (Lady Gaga wannabes :/) but all the same, I will hate :). Okay, so maybe our generation is a bit deviant (that's what you get for having Charlie Sheen as a hero #winning) but ay, people gotta have some respect for themselves. If I may digress a bit, I remember this one girl in my campus who together with her boyfriend (or whoever he was, nowadays you can never be too sure) decided that they will record their umm.... their indiscretions for future learning purposes or God knows for whatever reasons. Oh, for those of you a bit lost, they decided to make a sex tape (probably shoulda just said that in the first place *sigh*) So it circulated around school and also in other campuses (I was being asked for the tapes as if I was the retail manager, SMH). Anyway, this one day we were with some classmates (guys of course) in the student finance queue and she comes and decides that she can cut the queue and go to the front. Big mistake. One guy I was with politely asked her to go to the back of the line and she sneered. Mistake #2. He shouted "Stupid girl, look at you giving me attitude and I have seen you naked. And its not like I even wanted to." I told him to stop because I felt so bad for her, being embarrassed like that..... Oh, who am I kidding? I laughed so hard. In 3D, almost. x-D
Anyway, all I am saying is those semi-nude photos you take of yourself, just keep them to yourself. Please. There are some decent humans out there (there are :p) who would rather not see parts of your body reserved only for your gynecologist (I am just saying). Bottom line, photos are not bad, they are actually nice because we get to see how beautiful people are (okay, some). But lets keep it.... What's the word? Ah, you fill it in (my brain is tired).
Now I know this will come as a surprise to many people seeing as I am a DIE-HARD MAN UNITED supporter but I gotta get it out. It is something that has been bugging me for such a long time and I feel now is the right time. I LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED SO FUCKING MUCH. Hahahaha, okay that's not really what I wanted to say but I thought it would be a great spoiler after the suspense (you were in suspense, right? I know you were :p) Anyway, what I wanted to say is that despite all the bile I feel for Arsenal, I am really hoping they finish third. Wait, before you judge and think I am going all soft on them, hear my reason. I say this because there is no way in hell, heaven, earth and space Man City can finish third and automatically qualify for the Champions League (they are not what champions are made of). I would rather have Wenger and his toddlers finish third than our noisy neighbours (yes I hate them. A lot). That is all.
As I sign out, booyah!
Let's start with those people on Facebook who feel the need to display their bathrooms to the entire world. I think by now I know most people's bathroom decor (some not very flattering :o). Okay, I will admit it. Even I sometimes do it but I do not display the photos for the entire world to see. They are my amusement. Your bathroom should be sacred. Like your football jersey (hehehe, okay, so I had to put that there :D) I understand the need to look at yourself while taking photos but come on now. I am almost sure you have mirrors elsewhere in the house (borrow your neighbour if you have to). But this crop of photo lovers is nothing compared to those who take photos IN FRONT OF MIRRORS.
Hahahahaha, that is so lame it should be on a wheelchair. And crutches. Yes. That is just vain. And ever noticed how most people who do that usually have iPhones or Androids (but if it is an Ideos you are just embarrassing yourself), the cool Androids like an Xperia. Floss mode thee end. But I do not blame them *jealousy*. What? I said I do not blame them, I didn't say I am not jealous. Anyway, what I am trying to say is if you really must take a photo infront of a mirror (although I strongly believe that these people should be detained in Guantanamo Bay), please make sure you have a worthwhile phone. You are already hurting our eyes with such amateur photos, do not also make us suffer from the sight of your 'mulika mwizi'. Okay, bye. But seriously though, if you get the urge to take a photo infront of a mirror again, please feel to call (or e-mail) me and throughly insult me. That is better than putting my eyes through more of those Facebook photos.
Another thing is those people who take photos which leave little to the imagination. Okay, here I cannot hate much because maybe some people are more comfortable with less on (Lady Gaga wannabes :/) but all the same, I will hate :). Okay, so maybe our generation is a bit deviant (that's what you get for having Charlie Sheen as a hero #winning) but ay, people gotta have some respect for themselves. If I may digress a bit, I remember this one girl in my campus who together with her boyfriend (or whoever he was, nowadays you can never be too sure) decided that they will record their umm.... their indiscretions for future learning purposes or God knows for whatever reasons. Oh, for those of you a bit lost, they decided to make a sex tape (probably shoulda just said that in the first place *sigh*) So it circulated around school and also in other campuses (I was being asked for the tapes as if I was the retail manager, SMH). Anyway, this one day we were with some classmates (guys of course) in the student finance queue and she comes and decides that she can cut the queue and go to the front. Big mistake. One guy I was with politely asked her to go to the back of the line and she sneered. Mistake #2. He shouted "Stupid girl, look at you giving me attitude and I have seen you naked. And its not like I even wanted to." I told him to stop because I felt so bad for her, being embarrassed like that..... Oh, who am I kidding? I laughed so hard. In 3D, almost. x-D
Anyway, all I am saying is those semi-nude photos you take of yourself, just keep them to yourself. Please. There are some decent humans out there (there are :p) who would rather not see parts of your body reserved only for your gynecologist (I am just saying). Bottom line, photos are not bad, they are actually nice because we get to see how beautiful people are (okay, some). But lets keep it.... What's the word? Ah, you fill it in (my brain is tired).
Now I know this will come as a surprise to many people seeing as I am a DIE-HARD MAN UNITED supporter but I gotta get it out. It is something that has been bugging me for such a long time and I feel now is the right time. I LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED SO FUCKING MUCH. Hahahaha, okay that's not really what I wanted to say but I thought it would be a great spoiler after the suspense (you were in suspense, right? I know you were :p) Anyway, what I wanted to say is that despite all the bile I feel for Arsenal, I am really hoping they finish third. Wait, before you judge and think I am going all soft on them, hear my reason. I say this because there is no way in hell, heaven, earth and space Man City can finish third and automatically qualify for the Champions League (they are not what champions are made of). I would rather have Wenger and his toddlers finish third than our noisy neighbours (yes I hate them. A lot). That is all.
As I sign out, booyah!
you make my days...oh oh oh oh oh :)
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