Hahahaha, I know what you were thinking. Jason Derulo, right? Right? I know I am right :p But no, it is not. As much as I like him, I would not blog about him. I am normal. Jay-son Derrulllllllllllllllo :-D
I know it has been a minute and as much as you may not want to admit it, YOU MISSED ME. A whole lot..... Okay, not so much..... A tinsy winsy bit? Ah, don't push it.
So I have not blogged for a while because as we already established, I am a very busy woman (yesterday I came to the office for one hour) and I have so much to do (I was partying the entire weekend) because so much depends on me (I spend my days watching Disney). So now that we have that out of the way, I want to tell you a story. Okay, it is not really a story, more like what I really think about, what goes on in my mind. I think I have a serious problem, like I am going mad (Jack Sparrow mad). Though I would not mind that. Being a pirate is cool :D
Maybe it is about time I checked into that mental hospital. But everyone is convinced that I am okay so I shall play along.
So now, sometimes I sit down and think of the most random things. These are the questions that haunt me *mysterious music*
1. I am convinced that the vending machine is a robot with a transparent stomach.
2. How are we gonna get to hell? (or heaven for those of you lying to yourselves) Bus, plane, train, submarine?
3. And if you are told to walk to hell, isn't that punishment enough? (like, you can spare my soul now :))
4. Why is there not a country that is run by a teenager?
5. What if the Grim Reaper is really a woman?
6. How would humans feel if they came across chicken feasting on a person?
7. Why does everyone go to Hawaii, Seychelles etc for their honeymoon? Why not Lebanon?
8. And why have I never heard of people going to pursue further studies in Malta or Bali?
9. Why do people drink when you know you will wake up feeling like an overworked donkey the following morning?
10. What is the point of working so hard only for you to die suddenly?
11. How many people have died from not 'forwarding this text to 10 people'?
12. Who hates Phineas and Ferb? Really, who?
13. Why have I never seen these flying colours everyone talks about?
14. What if Superman, Batman and co. were real? :-D
15. What if animals could really talk?
16. How would life be without sliced bread? *shudder*
17. How cool would it be if we could sleep with our eyes open?
18. If Jesus was still alive, would he be more popular than Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? (hahaha, okay the photo was uncalled for but its funny :-D)
19. What would Jay-Z and Beyonce talk about in bed? Who won the most Grammys?
20. How cool will it be to have grannys with tattoos, tongue and naval piercings 40 years from now?
I know, I know. And trust me, I could go on and on but lemmi not. I have a date with destiny (yes, I am going to look for a way to leave the office) so I gotta leave. But before I do, I just remembered......... Nah, lets leave that for tomorrow (or another day, maybe even next year). I might run out of things in the near future if I say it all now.
As I sign out, booyah!
I know it has been a minute and as much as you may not want to admit it, YOU MISSED ME. A whole lot..... Okay, not so much..... A tinsy winsy bit? Ah, don't push it.
So I have not blogged for a while because as we already established, I am a very busy woman (yesterday I came to the office for one hour) and I have so much to do (I was partying the entire weekend) because so much depends on me (I spend my days watching Disney). So now that we have that out of the way, I want to tell you a story. Okay, it is not really a story, more like what I really think about, what goes on in my mind. I think I have a serious problem, like I am going mad (Jack Sparrow mad). Though I would not mind that. Being a pirate is cool :D
Maybe it is about time I checked into that mental hospital. But everyone is convinced that I am okay so I shall play along.
So now, sometimes I sit down and think of the most random things. These are the questions that haunt me *mysterious music*
1. I am convinced that the vending machine is a robot with a transparent stomach.
2. How are we gonna get to hell? (or heaven for those of you lying to yourselves) Bus, plane, train, submarine?
3. And if you are told to walk to hell, isn't that punishment enough? (like, you can spare my soul now :))
4. Why is there not a country that is run by a teenager?
5. What if the Grim Reaper is really a woman?
6. How would humans feel if they came across chicken feasting on a person?
7. Why does everyone go to Hawaii, Seychelles etc for their honeymoon? Why not Lebanon?
8. And why have I never heard of people going to pursue further studies in Malta or Bali?
9. Why do people drink when you know you will wake up feeling like an overworked donkey the following morning?
10. What is the point of working so hard only for you to die suddenly?
11. How many people have died from not 'forwarding this text to 10 people'?
12. Who hates Phineas and Ferb? Really, who?
13. Why have I never seen these flying colours everyone talks about?
14. What if Superman, Batman and co. were real? :-D
15. What if animals could really talk?
16. How would life be without sliced bread? *shudder*
17. How cool would it be if we could sleep with our eyes open?
18. If Jesus was still alive, would he be more popular than Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? (hahaha, okay the photo was uncalled for but its funny :-D)
19. What would Jay-Z and Beyonce talk about in bed? Who won the most Grammys?
20. How cool will it be to have grannys with tattoos, tongue and naval piercings 40 years from now?
I know, I know. And trust me, I could go on and on but lemmi not. I have a date with destiny (yes, I am going to look for a way to leave the office) so I gotta leave. But before I do, I just remembered......... Nah, lets leave that for tomorrow (or another day, maybe even next year). I might run out of things in the near future if I say it all now.
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